she's going down

May 6, 2008 at 10:04 PM
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I want to take KYLIE Minogue out. One punch to that sweet like face and knock her flat.

Yesterday she was presented with France’s highest cultural honour, the Order of Arts and Letters! Australia's Singing Budgie, who started her career off playing a mechanic in a sad sad soapy. PLEAASEEE Release Me, NOW! The Queen has also given her an OBE! What the hell for? Crafting a false upper crust British accent? Can't fool us Kylie, we all heard the broad Aussie accent back when you were canoodling with Jason Donovan ( who?)

Ok, you got some leeway when you had cancer. Happy you are feeling better. HOWEVER, as a senior graduate of the Nicole Kidman School of Beauty and Cosmetic Surgery the time has come. GO AWAY. GO FAR AWAY and take Dani, sorry, Danii, the wax filled sister with you. Enough. We have had enough of fluff and bubble.

And you know what, up close you are starting to really look as though you are 40 - so there!

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Love it! I've never seen such a tirade aimed at the pint sized pop pixie but you are so right. She may be successful but cultural she is not. And don't even get me started on Dannii or however the chuff you spell it.

You're right about her starting to look 40 but she doesn't look as ropey as Madonna in a leotard. That is the high pinnacle of not recognising when you are too old for something.

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Yes! I can't agree with you more! I watched an interview of her on Amazon the other day talking about her recently released album. I mean, what the hell? I just can't stomach the way these people talk about themselves and the wonders of their current "work" of art and all the talent that worked with them and helped them succeed etc..etc.

And, she referred to herself as an artist no doubt! I hate that! You'd think after cancer she would have been humbled to something far more meaningful, but here she is forty-something and singing her song, "Like a Drug" and "boy" you really got me goin'-- goin' crazy about my body? Whatever. I love making fun of these people. Alas, the real talent of the world stays hidden in the grasses of embarrassment.

Im in with you!

It disgusts me that people would even consider her an "artist".

Lets kill the bitch!

Oh, you're all so mean! ;) I don't mind Kylie too much although that awful variety show she did for UK tv a little while back was truly atrocious. Maybe I am too influenced by my 5yo son who is a big Kylie fan.