there be dragons
Night 1:
Flamingo Dancer returns from the bathroom and Mr FD asks:
"Did you see any dragons?"
"Yes," said I. "They were bar-b-queing the yaks"
"I hope there are some leftovers for breakfast" he says and goes back to sleep.
Night 2:
Mr FD returns from the bathroom and I ask:
"Did you see any dragons?"
"Dragons!" Mr FD exclaims. "I am sick of slaying dragons. Day in, day out, nothing but dragon slaying. At least they could keep it down to one a day." He returns to bed and goes back to sleep.
Dragons and yaks in our backyard...the neighbours are not going to be happy at all.
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