You know who did us wrong – you might never know? That one.

I wondered how long it would take before the announcement came – MEGABITCH HAS RESIGNED! Her last day is next Friday. She is going overseas, they may live in the south of France, but heading to UK first, dahling. Such a stereotype! I wondered how she was going to avoid having this mess on her resume and so resigning to go overseas before the final crunch gives her a blessed little way to avoid all culpability. “collapse? Oh yes that all happened after I left!”. I hope she flies QANTAS – is that terrible of me, to wish her ill winds? Nah.

She said that the last time she left her place of employment that all her employees cried …I guess a few might be crying this time too, but not for any good reason. I for one will be dancing in the street.

Of course, that means that for the next few weeks, MegaMegaBoss is away, pretending to attend a conference in Germany, but really going on a 2 week vacation paid for by we poor plebs and cruds, and now no misOperations Manager. Not that anyone will notice either of their absences, but then again, nothing is going to get signed off in that time either.

We had a staff meeting today. I used the “shit” word once or twice, as in “does no one give a shit about the people working here”, not that I didn’t know the answer already. The lack of information and change management support has been zero, zilch, and everyone is lurching through each day with a deep seated feeling of chaos. We just want a speedy, fair and equitable resolution and to get our lives back. Of course MegaMegaBoss didn’t attend – he was supposedly in the building but not sighted by anyone.

MegaBitch ended the meeting by saying “I give a shit” and how terrible it has been for her, having to battle the big bad boys…PLEEEAAASSSSEEEE. She was lucky to get out of there without a stoning. She wanted to take a stand so resigned. I’ll take a stand on her head if she is not careful – I am not Flamingo dancer for nothing!

My hun blood is above – thanks to Ubi Caritas ‘s  advice , I  am going to take that last plank and whack a few people, good and hard, before I take my cardboard box and office plant and go lie in the street.