40 posts tagged “quote”

I was following a mother with a small child sitting in the shopping trolley around the supermarket aisle. The little girl, about 3 or 4 years of age, was singing "Jingle Bells" as her mother shopped. Mum stopped and said "That is some very nice singing that you are doing"

The little girl replied very seriously, "Yes, it's a gift!"

I looked closely at the little girl, wondering if she was a Flamingo Dancer relative, but couldn't see any family resembelance. Love that attitude!

Daughter1 just sent me the following quote of the day. Needless to say I agree with it!

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh-t.'  

John F. Kennedy:

“The wave of the future is not the conquest of the world by a single dogmatic creed but the liberation of the diverse energies of free nations and free men.”

... and more than a few free women, thank, John!

FD : It is the loveliest day outside - winter perfection.

Mr FD the workaholic : Yes, I may take a photo of it through the window.

Queen of Hearts

‘There is no use in trying,’ said Alice; ‘one can’t believe impossible things.’ ‘I dare say you haven’t much practice,’ said the Queen. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.’ – Lewis Carroll.

You know, today I just about could...burn, baby, burn

Do you think that on Christmas Eve, as Santa sets off on his one night of work for the year, that Mrs Claus walks back into the house and thinks “Thank God, a night to myself!” ?

"It’s scary for people over 50."
RICH RODRIGUEZ, a 54-year-old who is one of many veteran news anchors around the country to lose a job to cutbacks.

Unemployed is the new black.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Coincidence?  I think not!  ~Author Unknown